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Monday, September 16, 2013

Spam and an identity crisis


Apparently I'm a senior balding Jewish black-Asian man who's looking to date, mingle, or at least flirt (or maybe just be naughty!) with a millionaire but willing to make a commitment and put a ring on it!

Hmmm...



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10 comments:

  1. That is a perfect description of you!! All you need now is one of those Viagra emails and you are set!

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    1. ps--I just won the Canadian lottery... twice!

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  2. I had no idea we had so much in common! Do you also have a long lost relative in Bangladesh who left you millions/-- maybe we're cousins!

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    1. No. The Republic of Congo. That would have been a totally weird coincidence though!

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  3. What, no offers for SEO services? I have a one page web site and I get tons of offers to make it better for search engine optimisation...

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  4. Oh my!! I get the Viagra, male member enlargement, hot- let's call them loose women....you name it! And yes I have also won millions of dollars or have an inheritance of at least that. It just amazes me the things that come across in my junk mail. I have to quickly delete them before my 8 yo happens upon them. :)

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  5. Oh dear. I get the same emails. Ridiculous, huh? Strangely, however, seeing that someone else gets them makes me feel MUCH better!! LOL!!!

    His,
    Shari

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  6. OMG this is too funny!! The "junk mail" I receive is OVER THE TOP ridiculous. According to the JUNK MAIL, I have "new found riches", land and even some "female issues" they could resolve for me. Thanks...but NO THANKS! Yeah right! I guess I could buy that SHINY FANCY BRIDGE in SAN FRANCISCO for REAL CHEAP too!!

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