It's really quite crazy I tell ya!
1984 prom dresses---Great. Now I've put in print and immortalized for the world to see how old I was when I went to my first prom! Not a lot of forethought on that one, and now folks are searching these key words and coming up with me! PS- nothing says prom in the mid-eighties like satin ruffles, hoop skirts, and Jessica McClintock! Can I get an amen from the ladies of "advanced maternal age?"
Green papaya salad---I'm far from an expert. But I did try my hand making it, and it was quite yummy!
DIY baby---Ya, I think we all know how the whole "baby thing" happens. And if you don't know the details, don't come looking here! No FYI here or reason to search for that, especially not here! This blog is not smut! Unless you count that post about my bra. You'll just have to use your imagination to figure out how to make a baby or go elsewhere!
Middle east busy streets-- Hu? I can not think of a worse place to come the my Ordinary Miracles blog if you're looking for info on the busy streets of the middle east! I've never written about the middle east or been there. But I do like like me some Persian food! Kabobs and naan and Mast-o-Khiar! Yum!
I love being a grant writer---Uh... NO! I do not! As a matter of fact I can not imagine a more boring endeavor! Sorry to those grant writers out there that are reading this. But if I had to be a grant writer I think I might die... a slow horrible grant-writing death.
Lady National Geographic---Not a clue why my blog would pop up on these key words. Sadly I admit that there is not a single copy of National Geographic to either be referenced in the this blog or found in the entire house. That's so sad. But true.
Clark Griswold sweater--Some one please tell me there isn't a photo of me in a Clark
Griswold sweater on this here blog? I pray it ain't so!
Wheel chairs on the ramp---What idiot is entering these key words? That's just cruel folks. Barbaric and cruel. And now I have the same folks that watch Jack A** hitting on my blog only to be sorely disappointed.
Vintage Pork women's shoes---Okay, gals... that's just hysterical!!!! Not just pork shoes... not just women's pork shoes... but VINTAGE pork shoes!!!! Excuse me while Starbucks spews out my nose!!! I'm on the floor dying! Just for kicks and giggles, lets look for an image search of these "vintage pork women's shoes..."
Yep! Still don't get it! And it's still funny!!!! But I am lovin' those snake-skin stilettos! And those pork chops!
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