She tells me-
Mama, Tessy read book. And she grabs a book, and sits down on the floor and proceeds to flip the pages.
Oh no, Tess. It's nap time. We'll read this book when you get up from your nap.
And I scooped her up, put the book back on the shelf, and laid her in bed.
This didn't go over well with my darling cherub of a child. She tells me-
You stupid Mama.
You stupid Mama!
You stupid Mama!!
YOU STUPID MAMA!
Then to add one last insult to injury, she added...
And at that she put her head on her pillow, pulled up her covers, and was quiet.
Had I been drinking a soda, it would have come out my nose at that point.