So I came around the corner and found this-
At first she wouldn't even make eye contact with me! She just was catatonic... being caught and all! 1 piggie in and 1 piggie out.
And I know it's wrong, but it was really funny! Her sneaking off and all, caught literally with her hands in the Nutella jar! I know I should have been like, Tess, we don't eat Nutella straight out of the jar with our hands! It doesn't matter what you saw Mama doing, you must use a spoon! But like I said, it was just so funny, so instead I was all like, You go sister girl friend, dig in, hands first and grab your self some chocolate goodness. I've had that kind of day too!
Cause really, you ever had one of those days, when you just wanted to steal away and dive in head first into the Nutella and put yourself in a sugary coma just to escape it all?!
And Jude, being of the Y-chromosome variety, looked at her with panic in his eyes. Not because she had been naughty, but rather because of the mess of it all. Sticky hands, gooey face and a very messy shirt. He actually started to cry on her behalf. Ya, we're pretty sure he's gonna be one of those dry cleaning, hanger spacing, car dusting, book alphabetizing, hair product using, anal retentive, control freak males.
Ya, I been there! We women learn the powers of chocolate early I guess!